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Attention ladies and gentlemen, we have an important message for you. 

One of our moderators has declared that threads with just the word "tom" posted approximately daily are spam and that by not deleting such posts, I am creating a dangerous precedent that spam is permitted on fatchan.

Obviously I was wrong when I told them that I would not make the absolutely critical and highly controversial action of deleting the thread. Therefore, I invite all the posters of that thread to REJOICE in this thread and confirm for them how correct they were that deleting the thread was a good idea, as I'm sure you'll agree.

Kind regards.
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this is euphoria, the tranny that deleted the based and only active thread on entire site.
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she keeps destroying based fatchan and making everyone leave IRC
>noooo you can't post exact words daily, because it will attract "spammers" and will make a bad image about literal who *chan!!!11!!!11111
If it was old Fatchan then I would have understood it.
But now it doesn't matter, this place is in limbo outside of maybe /lain/, /vr/ and /rkgk/.
So good job
im gonna go ahead and make a formal request that you do everything in your power to upset 435 and make his life miserable

>1 post per day
gravechan
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>>351 (OP) 
yeah so?

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>>57 (OP) 
My wife sure does look cute!
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fuckin bronies
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>>84
YellowShy best hoers tbh smh fam.
Bronyfags get the rope

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The culling is complete. The worst of the garbage seems to have been cleaned up. However, I feel the dark ages of fatchan are upon us lads.

/b/ - always an awful board, but even more so here where it seems to have attracted the autism of some attention-whoring sand nigger.
/lain/ - some guy who dumped a bunch of lain pictures and left.
/t/ - a bunch of idiots who did not RTFM when trying to install jschan and run their own shitty, dead imageboard.
/tech/ - possibly the worst technology board I've ever laid eyes on which is pretty bad considering there's never been a good one, ever.

That leaves /vr/ and /rkgk/, which are both worth using, but are sadly extremely slow. I will now drink and dedicate these drinks to the future of fatchan, wishing it good fortune. Fatchan (and by that, I mean this revived version) is almost a year old: it turns 1 some time in November. Let's all hope for a better year but don't get your hopes too high because things are probably just going to get worse, not just here but everywhere.
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>>286
What would you like to see on >>>/lain/?
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>>302
lewd of lain
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>not just here but everywhere
sad state of affairs, the web. even the early so-called defenders of it have become demented post-marxists. remember when 2600 was entirely about the dmca and encryption and shit? now all that codgy old fag talks about is trump like some geriatric yenta, with his diversity female host that adds less than nothing to any topic. it's actually shocking how severe the totalitarianism has become in 20 years.

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Bravo Tom

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Make it come back!
https://github.com/813492291816/BitChan
You want me to go out of my way to invest in muh decentraloized netwark when it literally has "bitch" as the start of its name?
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>>267
wew
>>267
quit bitchan about the name
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>bitmessage
never had a very fun time with that software
>tor
so the 10% or so of anons smart enough to use tor
>gpg
might as well delete the keys now since that's how gpg with friends always ends.
All in all great idea, would be censorship resistant and no one server to be btfo'd by ddos. But can all four of us actually make the decentralized revolution happen? Probably not.

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Me: I Feel Good.........๐Ÿ˜Š
tom filter unicode, it makes chans look like social media

>>>/anime/
>>>/chuuba/
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>>250
whatever nigger
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>>250
lol u mad?
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>>252
just as expected from a loser like you.
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>>252
killer
>>255
no balls
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>>250
>muh degeneracy = bad!!!
normalnigger, jump off a bridge

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(I was debating on posting this in /rgk/, but seeing as this is a quest first where the drawings serve as a decoration, I decided /b/ would be a better fit. Also I was the one testing the dice function here :P)

Your name is Franklin Frankfurt, age 32. Starting at the age of 12 you have been learning the way of the sword. You feel yourself plateauing recently, which leads you to believe that there isn't much more left to learn. You're the best swordsman in your dojo, where your master, Sensei Kazaha has been missing for the past three years.
Recently, you've decided to take a break from the dojo and find a practical use for your swordsmanship. One of the other pupils has been keeping it up and running, and your fellow swordsmen seem to respect your decision. For the past six months you have been employed by:

>A renowned traveling circus, where you've learned to be more of a showman, and sharpen the speed of your steel.
>The local exterminator, where you have gained greater skill with cutting down small targets.
>A brooding investigator who has helped you gain a keener eye and mind in your search for Sensei Kazaha.
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>>143
Rolling for the shadow master.
I'll make the next post soon, just been busy with college and whatnot.
(##1d100) Rolled 1 dice with 100 sides = 94
If he rolls lower he blocks the attack.
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>>145
that shadow is so fucked
take your time
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bump
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(Thanks, Fatbro. I'm back for now. Let's do this.)

Frank slices apart the man's shadow, even cutting into the lower half of his body. Pure power flows through your blade. This shadowmaster never stood a chance. He cries out in pain as the remaining upper half of his body falls to the ground. He tries to conjure his shadow again, but doesn't have the resolve to push through the massive amount of pain he's suffering.

Words rest on you, Franklin Frankfurt's tongue. What are they?

>"Die, scum."
>"Tell me who you're working for."
>"You never stood a chance. I'll find the rest of your friends and give them the same treatment."
>(Write in)
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>>246
Who are you working for

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